susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

punkfob:

The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful)

"if she mentions it more than once, it’s bothering her."


  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
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problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened.